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While talking on the White House about her ascendance to the nation’s highest courtroom final week, Jackson declared, “We have come a long way toward perfecting our union,” co-host Colin Jost mentioned earlier than claiming her phrases have been a “direct quote from Ben Affleck’s proposal to JLo.”
Moving on to different subjects, Jost talked about the super-spreader Gridiron dinner, after which dozens of officers, together with congress members and White House staffers, examined constructive for the coronavirus. “The problem was a lot of people took off their masks during the post-dinner orgy,” Jost joked.
Co-host Michael Che mentioned that former President Trump in a current interview mentioned he needed to hitch the march to the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, however the Secret Service wouldn’t let him. “Also keeping him from storming the Capitol? Steps,” Che laughed whereas displaying a photograph of the entrance steps of the Capitol. “It’s too many steps.”
He mentioned Former President Obama returned to the White House for the primary time in 5 years and jokingly referred to President Biden as vice chairman. “Hey, Barack, don’t confuse him,” Che pleaded.
Will Smith was banned by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences final week from attending the Academy Awards for 10 years, Jost famous, however mentioned he didn’t assume that was actually a punishment for slapping presenter Chris Rock finally month’s ceremony.
“He can nonetheless be nominated and even win an award. He may even go to the after–party. He just doesn’t have to attend the four-hour ceremony where someone is definitely going to make fun of his wife again,” Jost mentioned.
The comic defined he thought a “real punishment” could be to make Smith host subsequent yr’s Oscars.
“Because, trust me, nothing will make you question your choices in life more than hosting an awards show,” he mentioned, referring to the 2018 Emmy Awards, which Jost and Che hosted to blended critiques.
Earlier, within the present’s chilly open, President Biden (James Austin Johnson) congratulated Jackson (Ego Nwodim) on the White House on her affirmation.
“I bet you can’t say that three times fast,” Nwodim’s Jackson joked with Johnson’s Biden after he stumbled over the pronunciation of her title on the high of the sketch.
“I’m shocked I was able to say it one time slow,” he answered earlier than including that in her ascendance to the courtroom he had fulfilled one marketing campaign promise. “That’s one campaign promise down and only 74 to go,” he mentioned.
Jackson, in return, mentioned she was pleased to do her half: “Work twice as hard as a White man my entire life, and then spend a week listening to Ted Cruz call me a pedophile.”
After the faux Biden left Jackson to gather her ideas by herself within the Oval Office, the choose was visited by the ghosts of former Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg (Kate McKinnon) former Justice Thurgood Marshall (Kenan Thompson), Harriet Tubman (Punkie Johnson) and Jackie Robinson (Chris Redd).
Ginsburg warned Jackson that if she was something just like the late justice – who turned a liberal, feminist popular culture image – “White ladies are going to start wearing buttons of your face like an ‘I voted’ sticker. It’s freaky, but they mean well.”
McKinnon’s Ginsburg additionally took a shot at Sen. Ted Cruz, joking that the youngsters’s e-book he dropped at Jackson’s consideration throughout her affirmation hearings (in actuality, over issues about vital race concept) should have been known as “Goodnight, Cancun,” earlier than proclaiming, “That’s a Ginsburn!”
The ghost of Tubman, who helped free slaves by means of the Underground Railroad, expressed concern to Jackson when the choose advised her she had her job for the remainder of her life.
The abolitionist mentioned if Jackson wanted assist getting out of her new lifetime appointment: “Light two candles and meet me in the farmhouse at midnight.”
Jackie Robinson, the primary Black MLB participant, additionally got here on, dubiously promising Jackson that being the primary is “kinda fun. Yeah, it’s fun.”
“Here’s my advice,” he mentioned: “Watch out for batteries. You will get so many batteries thrown at you.”
“I think the Supreme Court is too civilized for that,” Jackson answered.
Robinson promised her that that’s what “they said about baseball, but they still threw those batteries.”
Jake Gyllenhaal guest-hosted the episode and Camila Cabello was the musical visitor.